双语幽默漫画：我是剩女我怕谁？最佳损友来安慰
sammi, i'm in no rush to meet a guy!
我对我超剩女的现状，还是很淡定的！
but if i wait too long, i'll be gray-haird and wrinkled adn no one will want to date me!
不过，我要是剩太久，又老又皱，就没人要了！
but then the guys your age will be all bald and fat, so you'll go together perfectly!
没事，那是男的是又秃又胖，你是白云，他是黑土！
thanks, i feel so much better.
......
你....太会聊天了
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