我吞下一便士大约一个月前
A poor man entered a doctor’s consulting-room. He looked very unhappy.
“Doctor,” he said, “you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago.”
“Good heavens, man!” said the doctor. “Why have you waited so long? Why don’t you come to me on the day you swallowed it?”
“To tell you the truth, Doctor,” the poor man replied, “I didn’t need the money so badly then.”
一个穷人走进大夫的诊所。他看上去很不高兴。“医生，”他说，“你必须帮助我。我吞下一便士大约一个月前。”“天哪，男人！“医生说。“为什么你等这么久？你为什么不来我的天你吞下了吗？““实话告诉你，医生，”穷人说，“我不缺钱。”
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