It is still too much
An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear， went into a shop and asked the shopman： How much this stuff？
Seven dollars， Madam， it is very cheap. The lady said， It is too much， give it to me for fourteen. I did not say seventeen dollars， but seven.
It is still too much， replied the old lady， give it to me for five.
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