双语幽默漫画：Cops and Robbers 如此抓贼
welcome to the six o’clock news! our top story tonight: an armed criminal robbed the iron lifts gym earlier today and then fled on foot.
欢迎收看六点钟新闻报道！今晚新闻头条是：一个武装劫匪在今天较早前抢劫了健身房，然后徒步逃跑。
police have been in pursuit for hours, but the culprit has yet to be apprehended.
警方追踪了数小时，罪犯仍未被逮捕。
（小编有话说：在跑步机上抓贼，如此特殊，极为罕见，罪犯是呆，警察是猪呀╮(╯▽╰)╭）
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