英文笑话:Southwest
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas to Chicago. The boy， who had been looking out the window， turned to his mother and asked， "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats， why don't big planes have baby planes？"
The mother responded， "Why don't you ask the flight attendant？"
So the boy asked the flight attendant， "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats， why don't big planes have baby planes？"
She asked， "Did your mother tell you to ask me？" and he said that she had.
So she replied， "Tell your mother that Southwest always pulls out on time."
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