盲人，黄色和胆量(中英)
Blind, Blond, Ballsy
A blind man walks into a bar， taps the man next him， and says， “Hey，wanna hear a blond joke？”
The man says back to the blind man，“Look buddy， I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke？”
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says,“Nah，I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times.”
盲人，黄色和胆量
一个盲人走进酒吧，敲了敲旁边的男人问道：“嗨，想不想听黄色笑话？”
那人回答说，“兄弟，告诉你。我是黄色的，我后面的人是一个400磅的职业摔跤手，也是黄色的。你左边的人民是黄色的。还想讲黄色笑话吗？”
盲人愣了一会儿，然后回答说，“不。我不想解释五次。”
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