美国老外打碎中国碗后
爆笑英语：ten dollar 美国老外打碎中国碗后
有一户华人在美国开了一家中国餐厅，爸爸管账，儿子跑堂，妈妈掌厨。
一天，餐厅里来了一个老外。儿子见他一个人用餐，就向他推荐了一碗牛肉面。没想到热腾腾的面烫了老外的嘴，碗也被打碎了。
妈妈在厨房听到动静，高声问道：“怎么了？”
儿子答道：“碗打了。”
老外一听“one dollar”，以为让他赔钱，于是连忙拿出了1美元。
妈妈又跑出来问：“谁打的？”
老外一听“three dollar”，又掏出了2美元添上。
儿子指着老外答道：“他打的。”
老外再一听“ten dollar”，吓得不敢再久留，扔下补上的7美元，冲出了餐厅。
幽默 美国老外 打碎中国碗后本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/71807.html
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