一秒钟与一百万
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says： “God, what is a million dollars to you？” and God says： “A penny”, then the man says： “God, what is a million years to you？” and God says： “a second”, then the man says： “God, can I have a penny？” and God says “In a second”
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。他问：“主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少？”上帝回答：“一便士。”男子又问：“那一百万年呢？”上帝说：“一秒钟。”最后男子请求道：“上帝,我能得到一便士吗？”上帝回答：“过一秒钟。”
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