你知道我是谁吗?
Do You Know me?
Boy: Isn't the principal a dummy?
Girl: Say, do you know who I am?
Boy: No.
Girl: I'm the principal's daughter.
Boy: And do you know who I am?
Girl: No.
Boy: Thanks goodness.
你知道我是谁吗?
男孩:那个校长难道不是个傻瓜吗?
女孩:喂,你知道我是谁吗?
男孩:不知道。
女孩:我是校长的女儿。
男孩:那么你知道我是谁吗?
女孩:不知道。
男孩:谢天谢地。
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