你娶了我的母亲
You Married Mine
“Daddy,”said the little boy,“I want to get married.”
“Oh！”said his father jokingly,“Who did you have in mind？”
“Grandma.”said the little boy.
“Wait a minute,”said his father.“You didn't think I'd let you marry my mother, did you？”
“Why not？”said the little boy.“You married mine.”
你娶了我的母亲
“爸爸，”小男孩说：“我要结婚。”
“哦！”他父亲开玩笑地说：“你的意中人是谁呢？”
“奶奶。”小男孩说。
“等一下。”他父亲说：“你不会以为我会让你娶我的母亲吧？”
“为什么不呢？”小男孩说：“你娶的就是我母亲。”
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