双语 笑话 Count Tomorrow Morning
It’s a right. John is looking at the sky.
Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”
John says, “I’m counting stars.”
Tom laughs and says, “It’s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?”
明天早上数
这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。
汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰：“你在干什么？”
约翰说：“我在数星星。”
汤姆笑着说：“现在天空太黑了。你为什么不等到明天早上再数呢？”练习：
早上数什么？
答案：
太阳，偶尔还有月亮!clafouti提示：下玄月总是出现在下半月的下半夜和上午哦，想要白天数月亮的同学可不要错过~O(∩_∩)O~!
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