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止痛药

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  Pain-killers

  Bob:Would you please give me some pain-killers, Doctor?

  Doctor:What's wrong with you, boy?

  Bob: Nothing. But I am afraid my Mum will get a headache when I give the school report to her.

  止疼药

  鲍勃:医生,能给我开点止疼药吗?

  医生:孩子,你哪里不舒服啦?

  鲍勃:没什么。不过,我怕等我把成绩单给我妈妈时,她会头疼的。

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