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　　No Problem

　　A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. “How can I help you？” asked the stylist. “I went for a hair transplant,” the guy explained, “but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000.”

　　“No problem,” said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.

　　没问题

　　一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。发型师问：“有什么可以帮你吗？”那个人解释说：“我本来去做头发移植，但实在太痛了。如果你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样，而且没有任何痛苦，我将付给你5000美元。”

　　“没问题，”发型师说，然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头。

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