浪费还是节约
Father： Oh， Jack， you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time？
Jack： Yes， Dad. But I've saved you a meal， haven't I？
父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？
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