蹩脚的的驾驶员
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says， "Herman， be careful！ I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280！"
Herman says， "I know， I'm on Route 280 but there isn't just one， there are hundreds！"
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