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小妹妹(中英)

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    A Baby Sister

    Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?

    Johnnie:She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.

    小妹妹

    保育员:约翰尼,你难道不喜欢你的小妹妹吗?

    约翰尼:那倒不是。她要是个男孩就好了。威利有了一个新生的小妹妹,现在他该认为我又在学他的样子了。

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