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视力训练有新招-英汉英汉双语笑话

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visual training

视力训练

the squad(班,小队) were having "visual training". one smart recruit(新兵,招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway(遥远的,恍惚的) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied:

班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方,那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。
  
"sixteen men and a sergeant(中士,军士) , sir."

“十六个兵外加一个中士,长官。”
  
"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

“正确,可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?”
  
"he's not doing any digging, sir."

“他不干活,长官。”

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