发财的秘密和经验--双语幽默笑话
how did you make your fortune?
你是怎么发财的？
i became the partner of a rich man. he had the money and i had the experience.
我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。
how did that help?
那有什么用？
now he has the experience and i the money.
现在他有经验了，我有钱。
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