吝啬的军需官--双语幽默笑话
"no," growled（咆哮） the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. the pair you have aren't worn out."
“不行，”军需官大声说：“你不能领一双新鞋子，你穿着的那双还没有穿破。”
"not worn out," cried the recruit, " why, if i step on a dime i can feel if it's head or tails."
“没穿破，”新兵叫道：“为什么？如果我踩到一个一角硬币，我可以知道踩着的那面是头还是字。”
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