牙医的伟大之处--双语幽默笑话
while eating in a restaurant, i reprimanded（谴责，责难） my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . mump umn kmpfhm, was all i heard.
在饭店吃饭的时候，我申斥我4岁的儿子，因为他满嘴食物在说话。喔、呢，我听到的就是这些。
drew, i scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying.
杜鲁，我责备道，没人明白你在说什么。
he says he wants some ketchup（番茄酱） , my husband said calmly.
他说他要一些番茄酱，我丈夫平静地说。
a woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, how in the world did you understand him?
坐在旁边的一位妇女靠过来问道：你究竟如何明白他的话的呢？
i'm a dentist, my husband explained.
我是牙医。我丈夫解释道。
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