Hunting Skills
Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday，" says Ivan. "Look at the hide！"
"How do you find such huge bears？" Sergei asks.
"Easy，" says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out， you shoot."
Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice？" Ivan asks.
"Sure I did. I stood， in front of a cave and whistled， " Sergei replies.
"And what came out？"
"To me， "says Sergei， "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."
Notes：
（1） hide n.兽皮
（2） bandage n.绷带
（3） whistle v.吹哨子；鸣笛
（4） Trans-Siberian Express 穿越西伯利亚的快车
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