大脑袋孩子--双语幽默笑话
"all the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "they say i have a big head."
“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”
"don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "you have a beautiful head. now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”
"where's the shopping bag?"
“购物袋在哪？”
"i haven't got one, use your hat."
“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”
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