英文笑话:A Nun
One day Jim was walking through town and accidently bumped into a nun. The nun said，" Hello， my name is Ellen.
Tomorrow I am going to be entering the convent， and I was hoping that you could show me the pleasures of sex. But first you must promise me that you are not married， and you can only enter through the ass."
Jim agreed to this， and went with Ellen to a near by hotel.
After they had sex Jim said，" I have a confession to make； I am married， and have two kids."
Then Ellen said，" That's alright， I too have a confession. I am not a nun， and my name is Dan.
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