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英文笑话:For Women Only

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  There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Friday mornings regardless of their medical conditions. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural.

  So the doctors decide to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. Some holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evils…… Just before the expected time…… scroll down for what happened……

  Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, comes in and unplugs the life support system so that she can use the vacuum cleaner!!!!

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