他们都是巨大的美国棒球球迷
There were two friends who were both big fans of American baseball for their entire lives. They always talked and would discuss anything that concerned baseball. They went to every baseball game possible, year-round, and they said to each other that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in Heaven. One summer night, one of the two friends passed away (after watching a baseball game, of course). So he died a happy man.
A few nights later, his friend Bob heard a voice from beyond, saying, "It's your friend!" And Bob said, "John, is that you?" "Of course it's me!"John replied. "That's unbelievable!" Bob exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?" And John said, "Well, I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" "Tell me the good news first." "OK. The good news is that, yes, there is baseball in Heaven." Bob said, "Wow, that's wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?" "Well, the bad news is that you are pitching tomorrow night!"
有两个朋友，他们都是巨大的美国棒球球迷，为他们献出的整个生命。他们总是谈论和讨论任何有关棒球。他们去了每一个可能的棒球比赛，全年，他们说对方是谁首先将尝试死亡回来告诉另一个天堂里是否有棒球。一个夏天的晚上，一个朋友去世（在观看棒球比赛，当然）。他死得很快乐。几天后，他的朋友鲍勃听到一个声音从以后，说，“这是你的朋友！”鲍勃说，“约翰，是你吗？”当然是我！”约翰回答说。”那真是难以置信！”鲍勃说道。”所以告诉我，天堂有棒球吗？”约翰说，“好吧，我有一些好消息和坏消息。你想先听哪一个？”先告诉我好消息吧。”。好消息是，是的，有棒球在天堂。”鲍勃说，“哇，太棒了！很可能是坏消息？”好的，坏消息是你是投手，明天晚上！”
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