麻雀和燕子
Two birds teacher ：Here are two birds ， one is a swallow， the other is a sparrow .Now who can tell us which is which？
Student：I cannot point out but I know the answer .
The teacher ：Please tell us .
student ：The swallow is beside the sparrow now and the sparrow is beside the swallow .
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