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The results of statistics

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  1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed

  2. All polar bears are left-handed

  3. If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar bear

  1. 39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles

  2. 80 percent of employed men wear spectacles

  3. Work stuffs up your eyesight

  1. All dogs are animals

  2. All cats are animals

  3. Therefore, all dogs are cats

  1. A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second

  2. Ten babies are conceived around the world every second

  3. Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of becoming pregnant

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