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  丈夫打完高尔夫球回来,我们四岁的女儿莎拉在门口迎了上去。“爸爸,谁赢了高尔夫球比赛,是你还是理查叔叔?”

  “我和理查叔叔打高尔夫球不是为赢,”丈夫推诿说。“我们打球只是为了好玩而已。”

  莎拉毫不气馁,又问:“那么,爸爸,谁觉得更好玩呢?”

  Persistance

  Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. “Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?”

  “Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win,” my husband hedged. “We just play to have fun.”

  Undaunted, Sare said, “Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?”

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