英语方程式：爱情和工作
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance聪明男人 + 聪明女人 = 浪漫爱情
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy聪明男人 + 愚蠢女人 = 婚外情
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair愚蠢男人 + 聪明女人 = 离婚
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage愚蠢男人 + 笨女人 = 结婚
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit聪明老板 + 聪明员工 = 效益
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production聪明老板 + 愚蠢员工 = 剩余价值
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion愚蠢老板 + 聪明员工 = 加薪
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime愚蠢老板 + 愚蠢员工 = 存货
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