我祖父是街头小贩。
Teacher:Sam,youtalk a lot!
Sam:It’s a family tradition.
Teacher:What doyoumean?
Sam:Sir,My grandpa was a street hawker,my father is a teacher.
Teacher:What about your mother?
Sam:She’s a woman.
老师：萨姆，你说话太多了！
萨姆：这是家庭传统。
老师：什么意思？
萨姆：先生，我祖父是街头小贩，我爸爸是老师。
老师：那你妈妈呢？
萨姆：她是女人。
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