Archbishop Tait
Tait had a terrible fear that he would be struck one day with paralysis. On one occasion he was dining at the Duke of West minster's house and suddenly he became ghastly white.
Laying down his knife and fork by the plate，he said to himself in a suppressed voice：“It has come to pass at last as I feared.I have been dreading，expecting a stroke.”
“Console yourself，your Grace，” said the Duchess of Sutherland，who sat beside him.“It is not your leg but mine that you have been pinching.”
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