Tell Me When We Get There
“Is this stop Bloomington？” an old lady asked the busdriver.
“No， ma'am，” the driver replied.
“Well， please till me when we get there，” she requested.
“I'll do that，” promised the driver.
Later，the driver got careless and passed through Bloomington before he realized it. He apologized to the other passengers，turned around， and drove back Then he said to the oldlady：“This is the town where you wanted to get out.”“Who wanted to get out？” she asked.
The driver said，“You did.”
“No，”she said，“my daughter told me that when I passthrough this town， I should take my pills.”
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