Dumas
One day a man was taunting Alexandre Dumas，the greatFrench novelist，with his ancestry.
“Why，” snarled the fellow，“you are a quadroon；yourfather was a mulatto，and your grandfather was a negro.”
“Yes，” roared Dumas，“and，if you wish to know'mygreatgrandfather was a monkey. In fact， my pedigree beganwhere yours terminates.”
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