Joke 29

阅读 : 次

　　One evening there was a big dance at the hotel in our town. One of the guests at the dance was a man of about forty who thought he was so handsome that every girl who saw him would fall in love with him. At the beginning of one of the dances， he saw a pretty young woman who was standing beside an older lady at the edge of the dance-floor. He went up to the girl and asked her to dance.She had seen him dancing before， so she knew that he was a good dancer， and as she too liked dancing， she accepted.

　　After they had danced several dances together， the man led her into the garden and said， 'Do you tell your mother everything that you do？'

　　'Of course not，' she answered sweetly. 'She does not mind what I do now. But my husband always wants to know！'

更多英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全

幽默笑话

本文标题：Joke 29 - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/75483.html

上一篇：Joke 28 下一篇：Joke 30

分苹果

　　Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. "Share them with your sister", she said.　　So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the...
2019-01-07 英语笑话
囚犯的经典语录--双语幽默笑话

the warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on visitor’s day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor george always sa...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
好视力

GOOD SIGHT Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they...
2019-01-20 英语笑话
她没零钱打赏

A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented,"Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a...
2018-11-26 英语笑话
趣味图片英语笑话：airline food 飞机配餐（双语）

yes，i know there is food left, but it's airline food!是的，我知道有食物留下，但这是飞机配餐更多英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事相关文章和资料，请继续关注英语作...
2018-11-02 英语笑话
He should see the back of mine

He should see the back of mine A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies...
2019-01-06 英语笑话
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹278：去天堂(中英)

Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up…what about you、Terry? You haven't got your hand up，don’t you want to go to Heaven?星期日学校的教员:...
2018-11-02 英语笑话
一场特殊的足球比赛

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.""Why did it make you late?" inquired...
2018-11-25 英语笑话
赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(14)：你能不能快一点？(双语)

Unit 14 Could You Hurry It up a Little? 你能不能快一点？A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt. 一对夫妇正在清理阁楼，这时先生发现一张过期很久的...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
The Casino

　　A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time. At the roulette she says, "I have no idea what number to play."　　A young, good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age. Smiling at t...
2018-12-07 英语笑话