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　　After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport， they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation， the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.

　　In an instant， a skycap was at his side. "Sir，" observed the porter， " you certainly have excellent communication skills.

　　Notes：

　　（1） land v.着陆（3） skycap n.戴宽边帽子的人

　　（2） desperation n. 无奈（4） observe v.说

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