Business Joke (40)
The VP hobbled in to his house and was greeted by his wife.“Dear，”she said，startled，“what are you doing home so early？”
“The boss and I had a fight，”he grumbled.“He would not take back what he said.”
Glowing with pride，his wife asked，“what did he say？
The VP shrugged.“You‘re fired.”
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