双语搞笑：一句话幽默
i used to eat a lot of natural foods until i learned that most people die of natural causes.
自从我听说“人还是死于天然原因者居多”之后，我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。
garden rule: when weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. if it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
园艺定律：区分益草和害草的办法是，拔出来试试——如果很容易拔掉，就证明它是益草。
the easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
如果放在家里的东西找不回来，最容易的办法就是去买个新的回来。
have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing ufos like they used to?
你是否注意到，这年头，自从有了数码摄录机，就再也没人象以前那样老是说不明飞行物的事情了。（ufo拍出来一般都模糊，刚好摄像头像素不高，这种“烂”照片多了，自然就很少人再去说 。还有个想法是，ufo大多都很畸形，后来大家用摄像头自拍~发现原来世界上畸形的东西到处都是……所以就没人去说了……^ ^）
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