I am a Dog
I am a Dog我是狗
A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Von Bernuth, and sat down to explain his problem. "Doctor, doctor！" he started. "No need to repeat yourself, my good man," replied the doctor. "One 'doctor' is enough." "Yes, well, you see, I've got this problem," the man continued. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. A large, white, hairy Pyrenees mountain dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do！" "A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Come over here and lie down on the couch." "Oh no, Doctor. I'm not allowed up on the furniture."
一个男人走进一位非常著名的精神病医生Von Bernuth的办公室，坐下来向医生解释自己的问题。
“医生，医生！”他开始发话。
“没有必要重复你的话，先生。”医生回答，“一句'医生'就可以了。”
“好，您看，我的问题就在这。”那人继续说，“我总是有一种幻觉，觉得自己是条狗，是条巨大的、白色的毛的比利牛斯山脉犬。这很疯狂，我不知道该怎么办！”
“这是很普通的犬综合症。”医生平静地回答，“过来，趴到沙发上。”
“不，医生。我不被允许爬到家具上。”
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