趣味图片英语笑话: the biggest orgy 最大的狂欢（双语）

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Yeah, war sucks big time, but if you've ever been in relationsship remember how hot make-up sex can be... When this is over, it's gonna be like the biggest orgy of all time! It's gonna be wild, dude!

是的，战争消耗大量时间，但如果你曾经有过这样的关系，还记得狂热的争吵后的欢愉有多么的...当这一切结束，这会是一样的有史以来最大的狂欢！这将会是狂野的，伙计！

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