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  耐 性

  垂钓者:你已经盯着看了三个小时了,你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢?

  旁观者:我没那耐性。

  Patience

  Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself?

  Onlooker: I haven't got the patience.

  世界上最伟大的击剑手

  在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中,排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来,剑划了一个弧,他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默,人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。

  他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来――然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标,然而他还在微笑着。

  “你为什么这么高兴?”有人嚷道,“你没击中!”

  “啊,”剑手答道,“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着,是的――但他永远也做不成爸爸了。”

  The World's Greatest Swordsman

  At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

  His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

  “Why are you so happy?” someone yelled. “You missed!”

  “Ah,” replied the swordsman, “you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father.”

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