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  Damien was being severely scolded by his father for fighting.“Now,Damien”said his angry father,“This will not do!You must learn that you can‘t have everything you want in this life. There must always be give and take.”

  “But there was Dad!”protested the aggressive youngster.“I gave him a black eye and took the apple!”

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