Family Joke(48)
John and Tony were in the bar，pondering over Tony‘s problems.“Andrea and I want to get married，”said Tony，“but we can’t find anywhere to live.”
“Why don‘t you live with Andrea’s parents？”suggested John.“We can‘t do that，”said Tony，“they’re living with their parents！”
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