Elderly Joke(24)
Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that，at her age，she should be giving some thought to what he called“the hereafter.”She said to him，“I think about it many times a day.”
“Oh，really？”said the minister.“That is very wise.”
“It‘s not a matter of wisdom，”she replied.“It’s when I open a drawer or a closet，I ask myself，‘What am I here after？’”
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