手机版

Elderly Joke(26)

阅读 :

  An old man is afraid that his wife is loosing her hearing. So,he walks up right to her ear and asks,“Can you hear me?”She didn‘t answer. He walked up closer and asked again. But there was no answer. Finally he asked her one more time really loud and his wife said,“for the third time yes!!!”

更多 英语笑话英语小笑话英文笑话英语幽默小故事,请继续关注 英语作文大全

幽默 笑话
本文标题:Elderly Joke(26) - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
本文地址:http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/78671.html

上一篇:Elderly Joke(25) 下一篇:Elderly Joke(27)

相关文章

  • 口红会褪色吗?

    Before a young lady purchased a lipstick , she asked the shop-assistant at the cosmetics counter. 买口红之前,一位年轻女士在化妆品柜台前问售货员: “Will the lipstick fade after being kissed?...

    2018-12-27 英语笑话
  • 不用担心迟到

      Mr. and Mrs. Wilson and their children were going to begin their vacation one day, and they had to be at the airport at eleven-forty AM. “It'll take us half an hour to get there in the taxi,”...

    2018-12-10 英语笑话
  • Golf Joke(4)

      One day,a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says,“When...

    2018-12-31 英语笑话
  • 你看上去年轻了20岁

      When I was 28,I was teaching English to high school freshmen in a schoolswheresoccasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down.  One of those days,I donned a sweatshirt and slack...

    2018-12-07 英语笑话
  • 我在谈一笔很大的生意

      A young business man had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the ph...

    2018-12-25 英语笑话
  • 趣味图片英语笑话:I'm so tired of being single! 单身的我太累了(双语)
    趣味图片英语笑话:I'm so tired of being single! 单身的我太累了(双语)

    I'm so tired of being single! I really hope I'm going to meet a nice, sensible man at this party...单身的我太累了!我真的希望在这个聚会会遇到一个漂亮的,明智的人…更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话...

    2018-11-06 英语笑话
  • 我们什么也没留下

      We Left Nothing  Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: “NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.”  When she got back that nigh...

    2018-12-25 英语笑话
  • 一个男人和一个女人刚离了婚出了法院

    A man and a woman were just divorced, on their way out of the courthouse they are both killed by a runaway bus. In heaven, they have 2nd thoughts about their divorce so they...

    2018-11-26 英语笑话
  • 每日一笑 The strongest man(11.4)

       The strongest man A guy rushes into a bar and shouts, "Who's the strongest in here?"   The toughest guy looks at him and sa...

    2018-11-18 英语笑话
  • 英语幽默笑话30秒Unit27:: Broken Finger断指(双语)

    A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain .有名年轻女子去看医生,怨忿地说着她的病痛。"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.医生问她:“你哪里痛?”"You have to help me,I hurt all over...

    2018-10-31 英语笑话
你可能感兴趣