Doctors Joke (81)
What does it mean when the doctor says you have six months to live？You have five months to pay！
How can you tell if you have a cheap doctor？He takes Friday off to play miniature golf. When does a doctor suggest emergency surgery？When he‘s ready for a new sports car！
What advice don‘t you want to hear from a doctor before an operation？Whatever you do，don’t go into the light.
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