Doctors Joke (90)

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• 她没有零钱作酬金。

  A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's f...

  2018-11-27 英语笑话

• 趣味英语：一份很雷的大学入学申请书

  this is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to nyu where he now attends.i am a dynamic figure, often see...

  2018-10-29 英语笑话

• A Local Anesthetic

  　　One night an injured man came to the hospital where I aman anesthesiologist. The surgical resident examined him andtold the patient he would be given a local anesthetic before thesu turing beg...

  2018-12-27 英语笑话

• Headstone

  　　Headstone墓石　　A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man...

  2018-12-28 英语笑话

• 彼得是一个聪明的男孩。

  Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She.The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said,"...

  2018-11-27 英语笑话

• Idiots Joke(63)

  　　Mr. Smith and his son Rick were called to Mrs. Liventhal‘s classroom.“Mr. Smith，”said the teacher，“I asked Rick’Who shot Abraham Lincoln？‘and he said that he didn’t do it！”　　“Well，teache...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话

• 幽默笑话：A Gentle Reminder委婉提醒

  Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast...

  2018-11-27 英语笑话

• 第130期双语笑话加练习题 窗帘挂于何处

  　　A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could avoid ru...

  2018-11-29 英语笑话

• Twin Lobsters 孪生龙虾

  Twin LobstersOnce I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 双语 笑话 我爱十万个为什么②

  　　Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?　　为什么没有老鼠味儿的猫食？　　When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?　　当狗食被宣扬是新的和改进了的口味的时...

  2018-11-25 英语笑话