Entertainment Joke(1)
Through the pitch-black night，the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal：“Change your course 10 degree east.”
The light signals back：“Change yours，10 degrees west.”
Angry，the captain sends：“I‘m a navy captain！Change your course，sir！”
“I‘m a seaman，second class，”comes the reply.“Change your course，sir.”
Now the captain is furious.“I‘m a battleship！I’m not changing course！”
There is one last reply.“I‘m a lighthouse. Your call.”
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