那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事92：知何拒绝男孩
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事how to refuse a boy
知何拒绝男孩
boy: can i buy you a drink ?
男孩：我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？
girl: actually l'd rather have the money.
女孩：事实上，我更希望用钱o
boy: can i have your name ?
男孩：可以告诉我你的名字吗？（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）
girl: why ? dont you already have one ?
女孩：为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？
boy ; l'm a photographsr. l've been looking for a face like yours.
男孩：我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。
girl: l'm a plastic surgoon. l've been looking for a face like yours.
女孩：我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。
boy: is this seat empty ?
男孩：你旁边有人吗？（直译：这个座位是空的吧？）
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