那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事128：吉姆的历史考试
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Jim's history examination
吉姆的历史考试
Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination ?
姨妈：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？
Mother:Oh,not at all well,but there,it wasn't his fault. Why ,they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事情。
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