那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事158：我要做的一切就是付钱

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All I do is pay
我要做的一切就是付钱

"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "MY wife is the Minister of finance,my mother-in-law is the Minister of war,and my daughter is foreign secretary."
布朗先生告诉同事说：“我的家庭简直就像一个国家一样。我妻子是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长，我女儿是外交秘书。”

"Sounds interesting,¨his colleague replied.¨And what is your position?”
“听上去挺有意思的，”他的同事说，“那你的职务是什么呢？”

“l'm the people. All I do is pay."
“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。”

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